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‘Staring At Empty Pages . . .’

Sometimes the blank white space on my screen mocks me. 

The cursor blinks impatiently, urging me to get on with things. And there’s nothing there.

This used to happen occasionally during my newspapering days, especially on Wednesday mornings, deadline time at both the Monticello Times, where I began my career in weekly journalism, and the Eden Prairie News, the last community weekly of my career. Quite often at both papers, the final thing I’d write for the weekly edition was my column, Musings. 

I’d sit at my desk, pondering the blinking cursor – or, in the earliest days at Monticello, the blank sheet of paper in the typewriter – and think about the events of the last seven days to see if any of them sparked an idea. I’d page through the morning’s newspaper quickly, looking for news of an event somewhere, anywhere, that might bring inspiration. 

If those brought no deadline joy, I might begin, tentatively: “I wonder . . .” Sometimes that worked. I’d recall something I’d thought about in recent days, and maybe finish the sentence with the words “. . . if the folks who run the Monticello Country Club know what a tidy little gem they have tucked next to Interstate 94.” 

And I’d be off and writing, telling folks about last week’s early Thursday morning round on the nine-hole course, perhaps writing about the day when I made a winding 65-foot putt on a tricky three-level green, with the ball leaving its track in the heavy morning dew so clearly that another early morning golfer, following about two holes behind, congratulated me on the putt when our paths crossed in the parking lot after our rounds. 

Or, if it were before December 1980, I might finish my starter sentence with “. . . if the Beatles will ever record together again, and if they do, will the finished product come close to the quality of the stuff already released?” 

And I’d be off on that, writing about their recent solo releases, fitting together bits and pieces I’d read about those albums and about the activities of the four men, perhaps sliding in commentary about the most recent of the compilations released, maybe Rarities, and wandering my way from there until I had a coherent column. 

Or else, I might end my wondering question with “. . . if the Minnesota Vikings will ever win the Super Bowl?” 

That one would end quickly with “Probably not in my lifetime.” And that’s not enough for a column, except as a gag. 

One thing I wasn’t ever allowed to do, though, at either of the two papers mentioned above – or at any of the five or six other newspapers for which I wrote over the years – was give up. I could not go tell the editor on a Wednesday morning, “I’m sorry. The well is dry, and it doesn’t seem as if it’s going to rain today.” 

I could do that here at the Consortium of Seven, fold my tent and repost something from the past two years. I won’t do that today, but the Monday may come when I will. In any case, this page will not be empty.

And here, as telegraphed by the title above, is an aptly titled piece from Traffic, “Empty Pages.” It’s from the group’s 1970 release, John Barleycorn Must Die.

 

– whiteray


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